American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023
Get the Keith Arsewank mug.A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.
Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
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Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
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Chase keiths often have musical talent. They are hilarious to be around and ultimately a good friend. People may say they are full of them selves or 'hollywood,' but they just like to be right. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
by kaylaMae June 14, 2017
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"Yea dude, I snagged the keg from Dana's and tried to finish it yesterday. Yea, I drank from 2pm-till 2am. I think I'm still drunk."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
by lmh08k February 28, 2010
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Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
by Joey Bats July 2, 2014
Get the Keith Comment mug.Keith is a kind of guy who is extremely goofy and yet serious about a lot of the time. He is also the guy who does anything for his girlfriend and spoils her a lot but when he is free he tells his buds to hold his beer
by Keithlilley24 June 20, 2018
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Is a sweet and caring person who Is usually quite strong and will risk a lot for their friends usually a Keith would have a great sense of humour and many inside jokes, a Keith would do near enough anything for someone they really care about , if a Keith is attracted to you don’t let them go their signs that they like someone aren’t so obvious but they are great once you get to know them a Keith is smart and creative
Is a sweet and caring person who Is usually quite strong and will risk a lot for their friends usually a Keith would have a great sense of humour and many inside jokes, a Keith would do near enough anything for someone they really care about , if a Keith is attracted to you don’t let them go their signs that they like someone aren’t so obvious but they are great once you get to know them a Keith is smart and creative
Keith is great
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