Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

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Karen

A woman, usually middle aged, who believes that they deserve anything and everything. They also believe that they have the right to do whatever they want to whomever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want however they want for whatever reason they want. Whether rational or irrational. They also think that there won't be any repercussions for their actions. A thoughtless,narcissistic bitch.

Me:That Karen got what she deserved. She just kept pushing it until that guy couldn't take it anymore.

by Gohan Barracuda August 24, 2021

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Karenizing

The act of being a “Karen”.

She is out there Karenizing social media because she doesn’t agree with that opinion

by Warrior 3 June 8, 2021

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Karen

Karen is a ray of light. She is creative and unique, an enlightened being. She is pure and compassionate, a true star-seed being. She lives in the ether and her pure nature is the envy of others. She may be the target of lesser beings, but she will never wish them harm.

She’s tapped into the the collective consciousness. She’s a true Karen.

by VedicWisdom June 14, 2021

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