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A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.
Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.

Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"

Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
Justin by Masek One March 13, 2010
no friends, complete liar about everything, very small cock, wears abnormally large shirts, drama starter, rumor spreader, faggot, out of the closet homosexual, is a virgin(and always will be), listens to bands hes never heard of in his life, and a poser little bitch.
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Justin by itdoesntmatterdoesit September 18, 2010
Justin, a HUGE doucher, a boy who deserves to die, sexy but needs to get a fucking clue about how to treat girls, he makes 13 year old girls fall for him and give him BJs, he pretends to care and will leave as soon as he gets your pussy, he's a genius but he's fail his freshman year 3 times, a pedofile, comes back as soon as you get over him, needs to get a life and treat people better. End of the description of Justin. (Not ALL Justins)
*Boy comes back after having sex with a girl and leaving her for months RIGHT after she gets over him FINALLY!!*

Boy" Hey..."
Girl: "FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE SUCH A JUSTIN YOU ASS!!!"
Justin by rabidkitty October 6, 2010
a really big douche bag who cheats on his girlfriend and breaks other girls' hearts. what an asshole.
he cheated on you? he sounds like another "justin" to me. what a douche.
Justin by heartbroken111 February 5, 2010
Hepatitus A caused by poop on the ovaries, most commonly found in cranky girls who have been stepped on.
"Mann! i just got back from the doctor's, looks i have a bad case of justin!"
justin by pamkyra1423 September 2, 2011
A loser that lives in North West Arkansas and has an exceptionally small penis.
Justin by Better Than Justin October 8, 2008