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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid
You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."
by Step1getexcited March 14, 2016
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meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.
the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk
by rohis November 22, 2024
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Judge

Being overly critical or picky over someone
by Theontariomaker November 6, 2022
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Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025
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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
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