register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Sea Jock

A sub species of jock often found living in the middle of the country. They distinguish themselves from the ordinary jock by wearing surf branded clothing such as billabong (often during the winter) and sporting surfer hair-do's (tiny ponytails and bushy hair). A sea jock can be told apart from an actual surfer through their inability to surf/ swim. Note: Sea Jocks retain all the usual traits of a jock such as being an egotistical twat.

I HATE SEA JOCKS!!!

by potato warrior September 7, 2009

E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Gif Jockey

One who during online hangouts and chats uses gif files instead of text or voice to express their opinion on what is being discussed in the chatroom. Gif Jockey, GF

He always entertains us with the right gif to express the mood in a chat room. He`s like a disc jockey of gifs. A Gif Jockey

by Broth3r John November 28, 2016

Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.

by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019