jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

janajah

Bad thing. Fine as hell. Thick as fuck. Who's caroline?

Damn, yall seen Janajah in them sweats.

by HollaHolla×3 June 18, 2018

Jonah

The sweetest guy you'll ever see! He's so nice and kind. He's a great listener and an even better dancer😂. He's so smart and funny and weird (in a good way.)

Never have a dance-off with Jonah, you'll always lose.

by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019

Jonah

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

Wow jonah

by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019

Jonas Brothers

3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:

John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager

5 people? What the fuck?

They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.

On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"

by Jonas Hater 4life November 6, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Fags in tight pants

"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"

by YourMothersafaggot Fosho February 22, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Three gay brothers who make shitty music, and not even their retarded 12-year-old female and gay male fans cares about them anymore.

In 2008

Retarded 12-year-old girl #1: I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers! They're so awesome!

Retarded 12-year-old girl #2: They're so cute! I love them!

Normal Human Being: Shut the fuck up! They're faggots and they can't play music for shit!

by GoScrewYourself April 21, 2011