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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017
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cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017
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minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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tyler jubbie

Pen15 licker is the guy Tyler jubbie
by The mancorz May 12, 2018
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