Jenkins

The smelly kid in class.

God Chris, did you shower today? You smell like a Jenkins!

by Matt1105 November 12, 2008

unintentional jerking

When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.

Bobert: man i was watchin porn fully clothed last night then all the sudden im naked and jerked it

Capernicus: unintentional jerking, it happens

by capernicus carlos July 25, 2009

jerkin

a stupid dance fad thatll go away soon. literally its a dance for homos since they wear tight ass jeans, bright ass colors like theyre repping gay pride, and bending and dipping, which looks really gay. jerkin takes no skill since its the 10 same moves over & over again. if you want to see a REAL dance, look at B-boyin, cwalkin, turfin, etc.

Typical Average Person:Is he gay? hes wearing skinny jeans and bright colors
Jerker:naww ima jerker, now watch me jerk
Typical Average Person:you look really gay. and why is your dance named after somthing you do while watching porn?
Jerker:naw buhd im jerkin, dis betta than bboying, turfin and cwalkin
Bboy:look at this faggot, lets pound this faggot with some real dances. faggot ass think youre better than us
Cwalker:fuck yeah
Turfer:lets beast on this mothaphuka

by Shit Bobba April 25, 2010

Jenkins

Is the act of being very drunk and throwing a lip.

Hey Cap, are you going to Jenkins with me?

by M.Renz17 April 6, 2012

Jerking

To send someone a delicious bag of jerked beef.

Jane is a very swell gal, she was jerking me the other day, and it was delicious

by Cutlerylover April 17, 2011

Jenkins

1. One who is especially dirty.

2. One who refuses to shower.

3. A foul smell.

(noun)You chased the women away again; you're such a Jenkins!

(verb)Once again, Chris, you have Jenkinsed my night

by JAKESMITH February 9, 2008

Jenkins Take

Changing you favorite sex position midway through your honey moon. Popularized throughout Butler County after Shawn "Hanity" Jenkins went to the GOP after declaring as a Democrat.

I found out how small Shawn was after trying anal through the Jenkins Take.

by Liza Queen July 2, 2018