Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Jerky

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

by Coolio personnn November 24, 2020

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013

Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.

“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”

by Al’s Lacrosse June 1, 2021