Jeffish

A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

by _Jake November 22, 2019

jeff sqrungle

The most powerful being ever created

first discovered by famous youtuber Saltydkdan while playing "a toilet in wonderland"

"his name is Jeff Sqrungle"

by Charels Entertainment Cheese December 4, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

Jeff Neff

When your last name is Neff and someone decides that means your first name is Jeff. Usually happens when someone is reading your name off of a list.

Teacher: Jeff Neff.
Person: Here, but my name isn't Jeff
Teacher: oh sorry.

by Random Jeff guy December 29, 2020

Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.

Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima

by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022

John Jeffery

A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.

He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!

by AntAngel January 2, 2011

shay jeff

A shay jeff is a very retarded entity that can be found wandering around on mnecraft servers hitting random blocks and has a disturbing skin of a human in the front and pure white on all other sides. If you have every encounter this rare being you are very lucky and can easily take advantage of his completely stupid actions such as wandering around in random directions breaking blocks occasionally and will try to attack you but fail miserably due to not having armor or any weapons, and he will keep coming back to attempt to kill you at random times but never will succeed.

Hey! Is that a shay Jeff!?!? Lets attack him and he what he has on him.

by MrPiggy54 November 20, 2013