Itchy Mitchy mung mung

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

by latefordinner May 5, 2018

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

Itchy Dori

Being pegged through the entire length of the Phalic object, to where the short hairs rub a rash on one's anus.

My girl used a smaller tool and accidentally gave me an Itchy Dori.

by Ben Lauden November 20, 2023

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

Itchy

When something scratches at your moral compass or beliefs.

Man, Dave going to a 4 year old's birthday party over hanging with the boys is very itchy.

by xXLikeX'sXx April 19, 2024

itchy bana

Associated ass itch from insufficient wiping.

The result of the single-ply toilet paper was total itchy bana.

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011