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Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013
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Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013
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ISM

An abbreviation of "I Shot Myself", the art of erotic self-portrait photography of high standard and quality, as opposed to selfies which are artless quick pics shot without thought or composition.
DId you see the ISM folio that Steph created last weekend?
by TassieHunter July 19, 2015
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
by Johnald P November 13, 2018
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angelo-ism

The mixing up of urban sayings therefore making them hilariously incorrect.
She had a honeycomb hairstyle in the 60's (meaning she had a beehive) - omg that's such an angelo-ism.

Did you hear this Angelo-ism today?! There are too many broths!! (instead of "There are too many cooks in the kitchen" )
by wtbhay November 1, 2018
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Bunnie-ism

When you say something completely random, sometimes stupid, and yet giggle worthy
"Within google I am full-on-god mode."
"Well that's a Bunnie-ism if I've ever heard one"
by MissBunnieBell December 12, 2018
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