internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.

I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>

by Batrachus August 24, 2011

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007

Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Interneting

The act of surfing the internet

"I'm staying home today so I'm probably going to do allot of interneting."

by Black Lung Salo May 14, 2009

Internet

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

internetically

done by means of the internet.

She and I are friends only internetically.

by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005