Internet

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

by k0b13r December 14, 2008

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007

Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Interneting

The act of surfing the internet

"I'm staying home today so I'm probably going to do allot of interneting."

by Black Lung Salo May 14, 2009

Internet

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

internetically

done by means of the internet.

She and I are friends only internetically.

by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005