complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010

Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby

I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

by She hole May 13, 2017

Infectious substance

a) This is a curse that all gingers carry. It is curable with some dye, a muzzle, and some garlic.

b) This refers to all gingers, especially ones that are loud and annoying.

a) Ispy something red and it is an Infectious substance...
Oh its that ginger in the front row....

b) Hey Steve, stay away from katie shes an infectious substance!!

by grandazzle!!! June 29, 2011

inFUCKtion

Definition-

inFUCKtion : an infection of any kind, whether it is viral or bacterial that really pisses you the fuck off because of the damage it is causing.

Past tense -
inFUCKted can also be used for the ones that are lucky enough to survive an infection.

My mom and Joyce, my best friends, both died of an inFUCKtion that were resistant to antibiotics.

The number of confirmed case of people with the Coronavirus doesn’t equal the number of the inFUCKted people plus the number of recovered people no matter where you look.

by FallNHeartBreaker May 18, 2020

Unfactionated

If you do not consider yourself as belonging to one side or another and are neutral on a particular topic you are unfactionated. Agnostic neutral

Im unfactionated on this particular issue.

by Tloveperth August 25, 2021

indfiction

Industrial fiction, inverse of fanfiction. Typically made by industrial filmmakers specifically to milk money from some established works of fiction. Typically includes many references to social movement of the day or old characters changed into politically correct versions in order to clumsily try to appear progressive.

- Have you seen the new LOTR series?
- Nah, it's just another woke indfiction.

by another.smooch January 24, 2022

infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023