Bird in the Cage

A term to describe the bulge of ones pecker while wearing a speedo.
Check out my Bird, my Bird is amazing. Check out this Bird this Bird in the Cage.

Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.
by Burkenstock March 21, 2012
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cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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Nicolas Caging

The act of committing a wrong doing or seeing something tragic, not being phased by it at the time, but years later remembering said incident then crying about it like it just happened
crap someone killed my daughter, oh well (thirty years later) they killed my daughter NOOOOOOO!, listen to johnny he's Nicolas Caging pretty bad
by mac-10 June 22, 2015
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Cage Match

Round after round of meaningless sex with someone you are extremely sexually attracted to.
I dated a chic and we had nothing in common except for amazing cage matches.
by Cage Master April 07, 2010
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Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
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reinforced cage

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.
Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."
by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016
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Vietnam Cage

The Vietnam Cage is a secret sexual position. You may see it as the hidden boss at the end of a videogame.

The only way to know what a Vietnam Cage is is if someone did it to you beforehand. Only those who lived through the Vietnam Cage know what it's all about as it is indescribable.
Him: What was that, what you were doing at the end?
Her: It was a Vietnam Cage.
by Gengar Used Lick April 22, 2017
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