Soul Caliber II
Soul Caliber II by sonicsmash May 5, 2005
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World War II
the yanks didnt single handedly turn the tide in the pacific. midway and the battle of the coral sea was fought with australia and the USA combining there forces to create a battle fleet to counter-attack the japs.
World War II by filthy gee September 19, 2005
Ramses II
Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.
Making the Space Shuttle
Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.
Finestrism
They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.
Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Making the Space Shuttle
Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.
Finestrism
They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.
Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Charles II
Charles II, otherwise known as El Hechizado (The Hexed) or The Bewitched. Was the final Habsburg ruler of Spain, best known for his physical and mental disabilities. Most notably his face. Believed to be caused by the past 16 generations of inbreeding, he was also incapable of knocking up his two mistresses and died heirless in 1700. Beginning the war of the Spanish Succession, don't knock up your niece/uncle kids.
Charles II by PenisPrick July 17, 2019
The Girlfriend Experiment II
As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
The Girlfriend Experiment II by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022
1999 nissan skyline gt-r r34 v-spec ii nur
The absolute coolest car in existence, way cooler than any Bugatti Veyron or Chiron, Koenigsegg, Pagani, Lamborghini or Ferrari model. If you own one of these extremely rare cars, your life is complete.
The R34 in Fast and Furious isn't as powerful as this car.
An even faster version of the V-spec II especially tuned to master the Nurburgring, therefore the name.
If an R34 is illegal in the US, This certain model is beyond the name Illegal.
The R34 in Fast and Furious isn't as powerful as this car.
An even faster version of the V-spec II especially tuned to master the Nurburgring, therefore the name.
If an R34 is illegal in the US, This certain model is beyond the name Illegal.
Non-car guy: - Oh look, It's a GT-R!!
Car guy: - It's a 1999 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 V-spec II Nur
Non-car guy: - Well i'm just gonna keep calling it GT-R, lmao
Car guy: - It's a 1999 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 V-spec II Nur
Non-car guy: - Well i'm just gonna keep calling it GT-R, lmao
1999 nissan skyline gt-r r34 v-spec ii nur by Random Car Guy February 25, 2017
chung jung II
Chung Jung II is the red belt form and Recommended Black Belt form in Songahm Taekwondo. It's not that much difficult but it does show off lots of stances and your abilities for reverse kicks. It's a great competition form and I would know that!
*Sitting around the ring at a tournament sitting like a black belt* Amy: What form are you doing? Emily: I'm doing Chung Jung II!
chung jung II by xk2lxsouthx December 3, 2006