A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).
by Draxfear March 4, 2009

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
by lamalamalana April 10, 2010

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."
"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."
"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."
"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."
"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."
by Woobers June 9, 2009

The one and only. Sometimes reffered as the godPod, the only known 1,000 gigabyte, gold plated platinum super diamond iPod owned by the big guy. Most likely full of God-like music such as Zeppelin, Floyd, Stones, The Who, Beatles, Hendrix, Nirvana, Sabbath etc. His iPod most likely sits on a solid gold docking station, blasting earth shattering riffs 24/7 (weeks in heaven time) pissing off most of his angelic neighbors. His 11th commandment; Thou shalt not complain about Hendrix, has been a hassle for the angels, but Satan can even agree, as he too has some wicked ass tunes on his satanPod. Complete with a pair of Skullcandy buds crafted from clouds.
God - yo St. Peter! come check out Hendrix's face melter in Voodoo Child
St. Peter - sweet deal bro, i love Gods iPod
St. Peter - sweet deal bro, i love Gods iPod
by sweetdefinitionsdude101 December 23, 2010

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 4, 2005

iPod whiplash happens when a person has a wide range of songs of different genre on the same playlist. Each song unexpectedly throws the person into a different genre, causing iPod whiplash.
"I was listening to System of a Down on Kat's iPod, then all of a sudden I was thrown into a Barry Manilow song. I totally got iPod whiplash!"
by abblaz88 April 13, 2010
