ipod add syndrome

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.

"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"

by miss bacon bits nibblets September 11, 2007

iPod Jamming

The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.

Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.

Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.

Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?

Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!

by Markens January 29, 2009

iPod Circle

A hip name for a CD player.

Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!

by Serhan August 13, 2006

iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

iPod Transfusion

When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.

Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion

by Ken (and Kat) November 6, 2008

iPod douche

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.

Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."

by ifuckinghatedouches August 6, 2010