My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!
by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023

The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.
The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)
Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.
by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

David That guy's a retard because he looked back at a cop hate that word but he was
Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it
David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard
Kevin What a hypocrite
Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it
David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard
Kevin What a hypocrite
by Boogereater69 February 21, 2021
