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Hypocratholic

Basically what the Vatican is full of; a bunch of hypocritical Catholics.
Oh man, I met this Hypocratholic who was just going on and on judging people about stupid shit that isn't any of his business, but I say one thing to him and he sues me for defamation!
by Peevesers November 18, 2011
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Hypocrite

Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
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Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.
person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."
by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012
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Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.
Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite
by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015
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Hypocrite

Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.
Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!

Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
by Chillice March 31, 2015
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Hypocrite

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child
Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status
by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016
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hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.
Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).
by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017
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