home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

home safety monitoring by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

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home skillet

a scary ass ghetto ass nigga
an ebonic name for "friend or friendly acquaintance"

whats the deal homeskillet?

home skillet by tony June 26, 2006

home skillet

A fruit snack that has been sat on by a taxi driver for seven weeks and is still good to eat.

That was one tasty home skillet.

home skillet by Jeremy Jones October 13, 2004

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hover shit

Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.

Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!"
Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"

hover shit by Jen-nifer the butt sniffer November 27, 2009