Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
Get the Holiday Homeworksmug. Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.
by ABG123 April 22, 2018
Get the Holiday Taintmug. N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
Get the holiday assholemug. holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with
Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
by GawkityGawk April 17, 2022
Get the Holiday Entrymug. Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
by GameMech April 8, 2021
Get the Holiday fuckermug. When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions
by embee111 April 22, 2018
Get the holiday drunkmug. A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure
by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019
Get the Holiday Hotfingermug.