by Angel M. September 20, 2003
Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.
by jefffury November 15, 2007
by mmmmmhm October 17, 2010
Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...
by Selice August 30, 2006
to imlpy someone sleeps around way too much and being close to them in any way isn't cool. Simply speaking to the person is so scummy that you will figuratively get any form of VD, not just herpies.
Don't hang out with her, you'll get all herped up. or, Stay out of her office, you'll get yourself all herped up.
by radistag July 24, 2006
by gabegdb January 25, 2011
A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
It is very painful, and irritating.
by LuqMawn August 04, 2010