Hambo Joe

A scrawny, gangly, weird-ass sommbitch. Also commonly known as a "Soccer Pele" or a "Jamma Joe".

Where'd that ol' Hambo Joe get to?

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Hammockable

The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)

"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."

"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."

by Poophead99 July 25, 2014

Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom

Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?

by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012

Hammock

The bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips.

Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.

- Dude, check out the hammock!

- She must be on that south beach diet!

by Left hand english October 3, 2009

Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin

my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles

by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006

hamhog

a big black pile-drivin' jamaican ashy 22 inch cock

"Ingrid the chillian slut enjoys a BIG BLACK JAMAICAN HAMHOG when shes drunk and or on a daily basis. "

by rub`'sz January 19, 2007

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004