Amy Ham

A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"

Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."

"Sharon, drop your pants and quit being an Amy Ham."

Hey dude, did ya score?
No, I got hammed.

by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.

Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.

She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.

by dingohunter February 13, 2009

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011