gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.

ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.

by pockets1213 October 20, 2006

gummy bear

a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.

man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.

by saigo yami March 11, 2014

forrest gump

The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.


I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!

Forrest Gump is the best movie I have ever seen. I must buy it ASAP and watch it all the time, and possibly quote it in front of ppl who know where the quote is from but havent seen the movie so they cant laugh and only be bitter that they dont get it.

by francesface February 20, 2009

gummyjob

The act of fellatio, performing oral sex on a male, where the individual performing said act is without teeth. Often referred to as a 'gumjob'.

The old woman took out her false teeth and gave the young TV repairman a gummyjob.

by The AL September 13, 2008

Twist a Grumpy

To fart. (See also "floating an air biscuit" and "toot")

Everybody clears out when they hear Mr. Gutke twist a grumpy! They fear his Farticules.

by Dr Toots June 9, 2011

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

gimpy

A nickname for someone who is retarded, handicapped, or a wordspazz

He broke his leg, now he is all gimpy

by crazyfock November 5, 2003