1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
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Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"
Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
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The act of guaranteeing something, and I the outcome is not what is guaranteed then the person must shit their pants.
Tom B: I guarenshee that we will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)
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My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues
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