calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016

Nut Grits

When you nut in the butt and they take a nutty shit into your mouth.

She gave me ye 'ol nut grits when I went to lick her ass.

by Nut Grits March 19, 2021

peach grits

A vagina that has rough stubble hairs, usually 2-3 days after not shaving

M: what did you have for breakfast
S: my girl woke me up with peach grits in bed

by Stevey2992 June 27, 2017

Georgia Grits

The act of shitting in diarrhea form on a womans chest and smearing it all over her boobs and then titty fucking her. Fraternal twin to the Cleveland Steamer

Dude, that chick from Atlanta was freaky man, she wanted me to do the Georgia grits on her!

Well did you?

Yeah it wasnt that bad, stinks though.

by GTJACKETS2010 June 26, 2011

shooting grits

Florida word meaning To bust a nut, cum, knuckle children

Chanel head game was so good, I started shooting grits in her mouth!!

by CDubya27 October 07, 2017

grit life

What the quirky girls say on the lax team but nobody knows what it means

Alex: are you ready for lax?
Riley: omg yes # grit life

by Laxgirl6969 February 21, 2021

in the grits

Colloquial, Southern, high on marijuana, stoned, blazed

"Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, I'm in the grits"

by DarkTomatoGod November 05, 2018