brandons grandpa 

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

brandons grandpa by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

horny grandpa titties

a grand father who has the horniest titties ever, some times the titties can be semi horny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah

P1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah?

P2: well my grandpa gets horny titties 24/7 during hunakkah
P1: that's some horny grandpa titties

horny grandpa titties by Papiii. July 6, 2017

great grandpa 

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.

Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!

great grandpa by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018

Vanilla Grandpa 

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

Vanilla Grandpa by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021

sugar grandpa 

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

sugar grandpa by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022

lemonade grandpa 

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

lemonade grandpa by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023

Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw 

The most powerful insult that can only be used in the rarest situations and instantly sends them to super hell (hell beyond hell)

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw
Person 2 *instantly vanishes and is sent to the lowest levels of super hell nearly going to super super hell*

Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw by SpooksterBootster May 10, 2018