Gammon Bomb

Another word for a vagina, meat maze, beef flaps etc.

I would love to play within your Gammon Bomb

by Ghandi's Child May 23, 2022

Grammaphobia

An irrational fear of proper grammar, punctuation, and/or spelling in written or spoken language.

Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Gammon oil

The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.

No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.

by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023

Gammony

When someone is looking awful like a pig and/or porky. Often used for people that are above 85kg and have no neck/chin

Hey Jay! Don't you think you are looking a bit gammony?

by Greenwood_is_the_goat September 27, 2023

Urban Grammar

Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com

Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."

Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"

by GrammarNazi6969 June 29, 2011

Tadcaster Grammer School

Where the big alpha male Ethan Nye gets nonced on

Tadcaster Grammer School is a stage 5 brain cancer with a tumor the size of a basketball

by ethanenye69 October 17, 2019

kingston grammar school

filled with privileged twats that make the 15:59 train smell like cheese and onion crisp breath

tom: oi rod the fuck is that smell, it smells like my balls after i ran a marathon
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen

by lucila-fan May 16, 2022