gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australias tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008
Get the gnomes homes mug.Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.
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Get the Roaming Gnome mug.cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes
by Reaper1331 September 7, 2007
Get the Cheese gnomes mug.1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.
2. Annoying as fuck.
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Usually used to describe a sexy female gnome, or a woman who has a gnomish figure. Can also be used in reference to a male gnome or to refer to a delicious gnome dish.
Usually used to describe a sexy female gnome, or a woman who has a gnomish figure. Can also be used in reference to a male gnome or to refer to a delicious gnome dish.
by Joline June 11, 2006
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