Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
by gojosgf February 28, 2021
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Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration
Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher
by GMPC October 02, 2005
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Gold Funneling

When you pee in someones ass
Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast
by Sqootle July 19, 2018
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get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 08, 2021
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Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

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'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'
by xenographer August 09, 2016
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