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Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.
John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."
by Sas_quatch January 19, 2016
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fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.
Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!
by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018
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Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 7, 2018
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fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck
oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home
by i love dogs.com June 9, 2019
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Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.
I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Rail Fudge

That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.

My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.

The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard
by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017
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