Sadie Fonts

A Character from future arcade and shes childhood friends with Rachel Oxford and Roxxia Sparks and is lead singer

Sadie fonts is very much a pansexual

by Thatweurdkne May 8, 2021

Trip Fontaine

The most hot person to have ever lived on earth

Trip Fontaine is the sexiest man ever!!!

by livelaughtripfontaine April 13, 2023

Fontana Head Slap

When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.

"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"

by Gil2011 August 21, 2011

Cody Fontenot

a stupid indian who likes taking a destroyer up the ass

There was this indian named Cody who liked taking a destroyer up the ass

by Joe March 30, 2005

rape by font

When one is spammed with unsolicited, horribly written porn by random, unknown men who think that including you as the focus of their wank fodder isn't creepy and insulting.

Zomg, unsolicited porn! This is rape by font!

by snippette May 14, 2011

fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008

Fontaculosis

To be obsessively and compulsively changinging any font in anything on the internet for no particular reason other than to "Try something different"
I.e:
Myspace
MSN
Facebook
Etc.

Most cases of Fontaculosis results in the infected getting confused with which writing is which, as they regularly forget which font was theirs.

Example for Fontaculosis:

Tom: Lol yeah I thought so. (Crazy rainbow font with Italics and underline)

Bradly: Who the hell is writing this, stop changing your font man, I can't even understand it, and its a bad font. You're not cool, give up you noob.

Tom: Oh.. I see.. (Plain black Times New Roman)

Bradly: You fail. Get checked for Fontaculosis.

by CollinsRkpng May 19, 2009