A completely liquid bowel movement.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
Get the ass coffee mug.Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
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Get the Coffee bean mug.An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
Get the Coffee Expert mug.When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
Get the online coffee mug.Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole
by PetalJess December 4, 2013
Get the coffee dropping mug.I'm so struggle bus right now, I need some of that white coffee to get me through the rest of this day.
by Allisynwonderland June 1, 2018
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