fole

An irritating rich kid who believes that he is the best thing since porno. These people often tend to make incredibly lame jokes usually consisting of "April Fools!" Of course the only person who laughs at it is themselves

"Hey dude you're not gay. April Fools!"
"Man shut the fuck up, fole."

by undispute May 14, 2008

Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| February 20, 2011

Foet

A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.

Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.

by Mr.BlueJay March 23, 2011

folktard

One whose knowledge of international folk dancing is limited, for example, to square dancing.

_Let's give this hambo (Norwegian partner dance in waltz rhythm) a try.
_I don't know a mambo from a mambo. I must be a folktard.

by pentozali October 2, 2012

fletch catch

Originating in the late 90’s. A protective mechanism utilizing the right elbow to catch a sneeze preventing the spread of illness. Used by the courteous.

Dayaum. I just stopped this whole subway from flu death with th Fletch Catch. Guy’s a genius.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

fletcher law

Is an average imigrant from Shropshire with an average size of 2 inches as a peni. And he’s Mexican

Messed up spazmoid is fletcher law

by Monkey man69 February 10, 2019

Fletcher Magee

The guard for Wofford THAT FUCKIN RUINED MY BRACKET. He had the NCAA career record for threes in his 4 years and he WENT 0-12 against Kentucky

Dan: Hey man wofford lost
Me: yah man de wer in me final four but that unselfish Irish BOy fucked it up
Dan: Fletcher Magee.

by IMayBeNinjaButYouWillNeverKnow March 31, 2019