The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
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May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
by Barca,A February 1, 2010
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Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
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Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015
Get the the royale flush mug.n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018
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ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
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