flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005

floufy

Someone afraid to committ; said to be "stand-offish" in regards to serious relationships.

Somewhat promiscuous

Susie is considered to be very floufy, or Susie is a flouf.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

flouncy

whenn youre faunltingg a lot or you look fancy and when you act bouncy youre flouncy.

"oh damn shes workin those shorts. she looks reallyy flouncy today."

by wtf:]] February 28, 2009

Flouff

Lifting or fanning out the covers after a fart so as to distibute the smell to the rest of the room

Would you please not flouff the sheets after you fart? or Ick, that smells bad...quit flouffing!

by cdmd1995 February 10, 2010

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

floundary

Derelict intermediary

Friendship endures even in absence floundary.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009