Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.

I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.

by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Nam flashback

To receive a handjob while wearing camouflage cargo shorts

OH GOD THAT WAS THE GREATEST NAM FLASHBACK

by HandymanTimAllen September 9, 2011

Flapjack skeet skeet

A Girl who has a flat pancake ass sprinkled with skeet skeet

That girls flapjack skeet skeet is so flat you would rip it.

by Mike Joneson July 4, 2006

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

Flashback Mary

A beautiful lady who is hydrated and wears 10x of makeup thats what people say and still can't get a boyfriend.

Person 1: OMG!!! Is that the lady who is hydrated or is that Billy the Puppet.

Person 2: I Don't know but she kinda looks like Flashback Mary.

by 78778 December 7, 2020

Flapjacks

A loose fold of skin which hangs from a persons underarm, and will often swing as they move.

"Watch where you're swinging those flapjacks, Arlene. You could hurt somebody."

by Captain Flapjacks July 30, 2012