facocked

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood

I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.

by D Mack September 2, 2005

flaccid penis

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.

He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.

by Krissy March 13, 2004

falconi

A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.

wow falconi your so hot i want your babies

by Glenn February 1, 2005

Flaccidator

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on

"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"

by Mhars January 26, 2015

Falconator

A mythical creature that gets laid like everyday , it's so elegant.

Wow, after last night I think that was the best time ever with that falconator look-a-like.

by JCG1991 January 1, 2009

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Facort

someone who sucks at life and should go kill themselves. hippo's say facort a lot.
this was derived from the word "factory"

shut up you facort! stop being such a god dam shenezzy facort face!

by .-Z-Rex August 28, 2005