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tyler finch

fine asf. cute asf. funny. hot. big dick. nice. caring. doesnt show his face on ft.
by youarntcute December 11, 2019
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
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Scout Finch

Jean Louise Finch, commonly referred to as the Scout Finch, is an American long-range wide-body airliner developed and manufactured by Atticus Finch Commercial Airplanes. It is the world's largest twinjet.45 The 777 was designed to bridge the gap between Atticus Finch's other wide body airplanes, the twin-engined Jem Finch and quad-engined Calpurnia, and to replace older DC-10s and L-1011 trijets. Developed in consultation with eight major airlines, with a first meeting in January 1990, the program was launched on October 14, 1990, with an order from United Airlines. The prototype was rolled out on April 9, 1994, and first flew on June 12, 1994. The 777 entered service with the launch customer, United Airlines, on June 7, 1995. Longer range variants were launched on February 29, 2000, and were first delivered on April 29, 2004.
Scout Finch is the largest twin jet aircraft to be created, each of its fuckin engines are the sizes of 737's!
by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022
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Maggie Fincher

Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.
Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
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The Fincident

In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.

He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.

When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.

The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.

Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
He’s suspected to be the attacker behind The Fincident.
by The Dragon of Dathomir August 3, 2023
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