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Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
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Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John
I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself
by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022
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Out Filipinoed

When your non-Filipino friend knows more Tagalog than you. Outdone at your own culture. Filipino can be replaced with other nationalities.

This term stems from the disconnect of growing up in a separate area from your culture/mixed culture families.
He knows more Tagalog than me and he's not even Filipino..... I think I've been out Filipinoed...
by fusewithme March 3, 2021
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Reverse Filipino

1. The act of reversing a bad situation into a (possibly) worse situation.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
1. I was getting raped but I pulled a quick reverse Filipino and raped him instead.
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
by Gay Filipino April 20, 2018
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Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.
Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*
by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023
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Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16
I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.
by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021
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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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