Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"

by Chicken cox January 31, 2020

So-fetch

It is used to randomly to give your sentence some spice.

Omgg!! I love your fit, its so-fetch.

by Your Slang Best-Friend July 11, 2023

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

Un-Fetch

Little boys named Ashton who think they’re fetch but in reality they’re not

“Did you see Ashton over there? He is so un-fetch”

by RARARRARARARARARA February 12, 2024

So fetch

"So fetch" is a term for when you are conversing with someone and find something they said or are wearing to be unique and to your liking.

"Wow Katie that skirt you are wearing today is so fetch, you should try to wear it more often"

by Steflovesboba September 8, 2025

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

Chase-Only Fetch

A form of play in which a dog enthusiastically chases after a thrown object but does not retrieve or return it to the thrower. This behavior taps into the dog’s natural prey drive, particularly the chasing aspect, without completing the full sequence of fetching. While many dogs instinctively enjoy the pursuit, the act of retrieval often requires additional training and reinforcement.

It’s not fetch, it’s cardio. My dog’s out there running Olympic sprints while I stand like a clown waiting for a stick that’s never coming back. Chase-only fetch strikes again.

by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025