An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
Get the Burlington Days Festivalmug. Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.
by anonymous September 16, 2020
Get the Bitch Festivalmug. The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
Get the Festive yule logmug. Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023
Get the festivatingmug. Anything taken during festivals to enhance the experience usually in the form of drugs i.e molly,ecstacy,coke etc
by Dagym September 12, 2021
Get the Festival enhancersmug. That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
Get the festival crackmug. The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
by CappyDog September 11, 2021
Get the Festival Xmug.