ta-gwaning features

ta-gwaning features means a male or female with extreamly bad looking facial features ( a very very ugly person)

or instead of feature u could say foituoi

boy 1: oi bruv check her out, she is got proppa ta-gwaning features

boy 2: yeah bruv shes proppa ta-gwaning

by dh246 October 24, 2012

Flash Your Feathers

To show off one superiority to others.

To assert ones dominance.

Man, Mr. Brown really flashed his feathers today when Charlie talked during class.

Mom, you don't need to flash your feathers. Dad already knows you call the shots.

by Awesome Possym June 21, 2013

Birdgulio Von Feathers

The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyal blind ninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.

Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.

by The True Loyal Follower May 20, 2019

a sack to put the feathers in

A termnalogy for a good looking woman

Hey, look at that chick....She's got a sack to put the feathers in!!!!!!

by doc hargrove August 4, 2006

Tar and Feather

You shave your pubes and while having sex with a girl pull out and blow your load on her face. Then proceed to sprinkle your pubes on her face.

Also known as the Snip N stick

by UR squash [Sunit and Max] March 1, 2004

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.

Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.

by jacobre1 February 27, 2008