big feet

big feet means big socks

"dude, Anthony has big feet he must have massive socks"

by famjugfiafjpoihg April 20, 2018

FBeelings

(plural noun). An emotional response resulting from a post, like, or comment on Facebook.

I liked her pic, her man caught FBeelings and messaged me talking crazy

by PaPo Swiggity July 26, 2012

33 Feet Below

A SCUBA diver cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. This term is used when someone really needs to fart, but is unable to do so.

"Man, I'm 33 feet below right now!"

by Capronicus January 7, 2009

Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

by jcr1979 December 19, 2009

Feet In The Air

The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.

Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.

by Sandybchs December 7, 2006

5 feet

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

by .im.gay. October 26, 2020