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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016
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caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
by olbluejr July 8, 2016
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Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.
I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.
by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017
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havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
by Havana farting la May 3, 2018
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Bubble farting

When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles
oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting
by electric_toilet_ June 11, 2018
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corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?
Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.
by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019
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