Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.
Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.
I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.
Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.
I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.
Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.
by the wiles December 21, 2013
Get the faparatus mug.The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.
From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.
From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.
by DevRandom September 16, 2014
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Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.
Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."
by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016
Get the Fapperblasted mug.Jim was left high and dry when Wendy left, but luckily, she left her Starbucks cup behind. He was going to have to make a Fapaccuino if he was going to survive this weekend.
by Wah-luigi September 22, 2016
Get the Fapaccuino mug.1. When you tell people you’re going to have a nap, but you’re actually going to masturbate.
2. When you lie down to have a nap, but end up masturbating instead.
2. When you lie down to have a nap, but end up masturbating instead.
John: “I’m gonna go have a nap.”
Andrew: “Stop your bullshit, I know you’re gonna have a fapnap, you can’t fool me.”
Andrew: “Stop your bullshit, I know you’re gonna have a fapnap, you can’t fool me.”
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