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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.
“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis
by Kevin December 3, 2004
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fake

Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.
(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)

Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(

Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:

Person 1: mmhmm

*Get the test back*

Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-

Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(

*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*

Person 1: mmhmm...
by Definition Expert July 20, 2011
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fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
by koalaroo February 27, 2008
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Fake Deep

It is the act of trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on a social media site to gain followers. It is usually built around a fake persona, built with the need to 'fit in' when in reality, it undermines real mental disorders, and could sometimes lead to legitimate depression. If you're suffering from depression, call your local hotline.
Please, don't try to be fake deep and build your persona around something you aren't.
by Dale Zatar November 19, 2019
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facesquare

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly
if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.
by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010
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fake stan

a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan
Oh my gosh did you see Sarah try and use reaction pics?

Yup, lmao. What a fake stan
by wolfiebean October 9, 2018
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Fake Fat Muscle

The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.

There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.

These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
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