piss factory

a dog or cat that pisses all over your house.

my dog is a piss factory.

by gangstarr4lyfen June 4, 2009

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

rocket factory

Any place where beautiful women are known to congregate.

Eg: The gym, a yoga/pilates class, girl's college.

"Guys, you need to get to the mall right now! It's a total rocket factory in here! Rockets everywhere, dudes!"

by Chandler1984 March 15, 2009

crap factory

A baby.

Man, look at all that shit! Your kid sure is a fuckin crap factory.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

ass factory

1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).

2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.

i.e. a New England Patriots fan

Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?

Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?

Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.

Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.

by SteelerJav May 30, 2006

The chocolate factory

Where a woman is sitting in the hot sun and a group of dudes (at least five) have the runs and shit head-toe on the chick, then the chick stays in the sun until it is completely solid, then breaks off pieces of it and starts eating it.

knowing how sick the Germans are, I guarantee they have done the chocolate factory several times.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

sausage factory

My name was Micah but its not any more because some one else has my name. BUT THE MEANING OF SAUSAGE FACTORY is being any where at any inclosed space and it being filled with guys and no ladies to balance out the sticks and buttons.

Man....this is such....a sausage factory

by Kickinass Jesus kung fu grippin friend August 17, 2004