Distance Distortion Factor 

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

Distance Distortion Factor by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.

"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

Forbidden Fruit Factor by FretWizard May 1, 2015

The Idiot Factor 

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

The Idiot Factor by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016

HNF (High Nasty Factor) 

When a female, usually in a desperate state of mind, has a sexually depraved mindset and has no wholesome thoughts about her. Her High Nast Factor is a sexual infatuation with completing a kinky sexual experience.

“Miley Cyrus has a HNF (High Nasty Factor) for foam fingers.”

HNF (High Nasty Factor) by TherealHNF January 5, 2022

Elongation factor - 

GTP-dependent proteins that help bring aa-tRNA to the acceptor site of a ribosome during translation. Elongation factors also help in the translocation process. Energy is supplied by the hydrolysis of GTP to GDP.

Elongation factors assit in RNA synthesis.

Elongation factor - by Spark Notes August 17, 2005

jizz factor 

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

jizz factor by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007

Buzz Factor 

When your retarded friend takes an incredibly long period of time to get something.

Bob: "You need to sit on that."
Billy: "That's what she said."
Bob: "I don't get it."
10 seconds later
Bob: "Oh, I get it"
In this example, Bob's Buzz Factor is 10 seconds.

Buzz Factor by Blue Iguana April 3, 2008